Itinerary/Rules
Rules for the Buckley Vermont Weekend

1. You can do anything you want permissible by law and your wife (Security can be provided).

2. No need to hang out if you don’t want to. If you do want to hang out, clothing is optional.

3. You are required to do something (nothing is something in Vermont)

4. Your presence at dinner is requested. Conversation is required.

5. You MUST have fun. If you are not having fun you will be required to partake of Margaritas. Until at least the situation rectifies itself. If the Margaritas don’t work, we will tie you down and tickle you.

6. Relax – you are in Vermont.

7. Have a drink and relax or just relax.

8. Guests are not permitted to talk about, think about, or dream about work.

Itinerary for Saturday Activities
7 AM Cece wondering if I will wake up.

8 AM Cece wondering when I am leaving

9 AM John dreaming of tennis with Maria Sharapova.
Cece dreaming of Andre Agassi (wait she is awake).

9:30 AM John wakes up and wonders where Cece is.

10 AM Beach/Shopping: Cece not caring where I am, and forgets WHO I am.

12 PM Lunch (Everyone is on your own)

2 PM Siesta – Nap time for 5 and under and 50 and older (numbers change as I and JY get older).

2:30 PM – Mixed doubles tennis tournament.
Bring your racket and your portable martini cooler.

3 PM Croquet, tennis, volleyball, badminton, basketball or cheerleading! (no spectators!)

3:30 PM Mixed doubles tennis tournament continues

4 PM Beach- finish your tan – don’t forget your sun tan lotion!

4:30 PM Mixed doubles tennis tournament continues

5 PM appetizers and drinks: Pina Coladas, Margaritas, Pomegranate Martinis, and cranberry vodka. John’s famous clam dip and nachos! (no spectators!)

6 PM Hot dogs for the kids and wives.

7 PM Full dinner from the grill for the adults who resisted eating their kids hot dog.

9 PM Board Games- Life, Parcheesi, Clue, Trivial Pursuit, Yahtzee, Russian Roulette etc.

9:05 PM Sleep time for those over 50 & under 5. Party begins for the rest of us (… or them).